Friday, February 24, 2006

blondie - part trois

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. ... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."


Blogger Nico said...

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?

A: She peed on her corn flakes.

7:27 PM  
Blogger The same gal from the Bronx said...

wuahahahhaha masya allah

12:31 PM  
Blogger dian decante said...


7:23 PM  
Blogger The same gal from the Bronx said...


2:58 AM  
Blogger Celine-Lotuz said...

kakakakakakak....gak usah nambah gula kakakaka

7:49 AM  
Blogger The same gal from the Bronx said...

nambah apa aja long hehehhee

10:30 AM  

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