Saturday, April 29, 2006

je ne suis pas française


Gimme a spank for I am too smart LOL :-p

Last weekend, I had too much drink, so you know the reaction after some Bacardis, Smirn off iced-s, shots and beers (someone bought them for me, I totally forgot him).

To save my petty cash, I ran to 7-11 to get more drink (we always do that cos we are poor :-D ). Outside of the 7-11, we met some guys there. And I came to one of them and talked to them.
Well, you know, like "Hi", "How are you?", "What's your name?" and "Where are you from?" are most popular sentences we use :-D

The guy answered, "My name is assh*lo (hehe of course not, I make it up) and I am from Colorado."
Then the 'drunken' me started the song of "Alabama", I believe all of you know this song:

I come from Colorado with my banjo on my knee
I am going to Loussiana, Susanna for to see....

Yeah that song, except I changed the lyrics LOL
And I exaggerated my Colorado, Denver with Italian/Spanish accent of RRRRRRRRRR

Then I jargoned in my stupid French to him. He was like, "You sound like American, but you don't look like." Begoknya dikau, daku ini muka Batak, masak mao jadi Bule sih!
"Ahhh, you are a French! I know, you are a French!"
Then I said, "Je ne parle pas Français, j'etudie la mode et le Français a la Taipei, mais je ne parle pas Francais. Je ne suis pas française..." Then he insisted I was a French. Maksa pulak, setan!

10 Comments:

Blogger dian decante said...

hahhahha bah ! macam mana pulak itu ornag !

7:45 PM  
Anonymous meong said...

hiiii tampang batak dia ngotot pulak jadi prancis kakakaka

9:17 PM  
Blogger Jeng Ungu said...

*laugh my freakin azz off*

untung si colorado guy ga minta test french kizz ama dikaw, jeng...

btw, i used to buy drinks from 7 11 too, or we bought a bottle of tequila and orange juice and mix our own screwdriver.

10:29 PM  
Blogger The same gal from the Bronx said...

jeng decante >>>> iya nih butak tuh jeng, begok lagi kakakakkaka

meong >>>> tauk tuh long, begok tuh

violette >>>> french kiss, huegg lariiiii tampang begok, bener2 begok lagi! drinking at 7-11??? BRAVA non!

7:02 AM  
Blogger Zilko said...

Wakaka, yang dikira orang Perancis nih... :) Kenapa ga ngaku orang Itali skalian biar tambah bingung tuh orang... :D

3:14 PM  
Blogger Sisca said...

Jeng Jolie..ngakakakakak..abis ..
mais tu parle un peu Francais..c'est vrai.

11:02 PM  
Blogger The same gal from the Bronx said...

zilko >>> wuakakkakakakk gue kagak bisa italiano ko, ajarin lah :D

sisca >>> je ne parle pas francais, wuakakkakakkakak

5:02 PM  
Blogger Tiwi said...

Voila! lempar aja tuh orang pake croissant.

6:54 PM  
Blogger Bverly said...

harusnya ngaku aja Chrisd kalau luh orang etiopia..lihat reaksinya gimana,,,wakaka

2:58 AM  
Blogger The same gal from the Bronx said...

tenfams>>>>> gue lempar pake minuman, maonya sih wuakakkaka

bev >>>> wuakakkkakkkaka nigg*r aja hhe

9:17 AM  

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