je ne suis pas française

Gimme a spank for I am too smart LOL :-p

Last weekend, I had too much drink, so you know the reaction after some Bacardis, Smirn off iced-s, shots and beers (someone bought them for me, I totally forgot him).

To save my petty cash, I ran to 7-11 to get more drink (we always do that cos we are poor :-D ). Outside of the 7-11, we met some guys there. And I came to one of them and talked to them.
Well, you know, like "Hi", "How are you?", "What's your name?" and "Where are you from?" are most popular sentences we use :-D

The guy answered, "My name is assh*lo (hehe of course not, I make it up) and I am from Colorado."
Then the 'drunken' me started the song of "Alabama", I believe all of you know this song:

I come from Colorado with my banjo on my knee
I am going to Loussiana, Susanna for to see....

Yeah that song, except I changed the lyrics LOL
And I exaggerated my Colorado, Denver with Italian/Spanish accent of RRRRRRRRRR

Then I jargoned in my stupid French to him. He was like, "You sound like American, but you don't look like." Begoknya dikau, daku ini muka Batak, masak mao jadi Bule sih!
"Ahhh, you are a French! I know, you are a French!"
Then I said, "Je ne parle pas Français, j'etudie la mode et le Français a la Taipei, mais je ne parle pas Francais. Je ne suis pas française..." Then he insisted I was a French. Maksa pulak, setan!