Kemas

Prens, gue lagi kemas nih...mao ke HK. Sampai jumpa lagi yah :)
Bubye prens....
PS. kemaren gue nonton MTV ama Kai. Seru pilem komedi, anak raja neraka yg pergi ke bumi.

Pirates of Caribbean 2

Tittle: Pirates of Caribbean
(Dead Man's Chest)

Starring : Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly

Rating : 11 (0-10) :P

Awesome, must see! :D

Cincong

Cincong I : Pitekantropus Erektus kiriman museums


Kebanyakan kita org asia kalo ngomong emang gak pake aturan, juga kadang bener2 gak pake otak. Jangan memungkiri kalo kita suka tanyak yg gak-gak ato aneh2 kepada tetangga kita, kerabat bahkan teman kita. Yg paling gue bingung itu, kadang tuh org udah skul tinggi bahkan katanya udah tinggal di negara yg paling maju notabene negara yg paling "pintar" deh, tapi otaknya masih otak kampung aka otak kiriman museum aka jaman pitekantropus erektus!

Pertanyaan2 yg sering keluar dari mulut mereka adalah : eh loe udah kawin blom? Emang dalam idup ini cuman kawin ama beranak aja. Sebel gue! Emang gue kambing apa! Kambing aja istirahat kalo mao beranak, ini mah lebih parah dari kambing!

Anak best prennya nyokap gue yg skul di Belanda juga pernah ditanya ama temannya, eh loe masih virgin gak? Moth#rfu*ker! Kalo iya napa? Kalo enggak juga napa? Kenapa sih suka tanyak privacy org, otak udang!

Kita, bangsa asia (yang ramah dan tamah...katanya, tapi menurut gue mulut tuh gak pernah sekolah!) suka menanyakan privacy org tampa pikir pake otak. Ah otak tuh buat hiasan kepala kali! Banyak yg suka "mengetukkan palu hakim" kepada org lain. Who the hell you think you are! Ada yg nanyain gue sama dengan pertanyaann kepada anak temen emak gue. Yang parah lagi ini nih temen gue. Pake otak gak sih! Sebenarnya gue gak mao ladenin, cuman dia gak percaya sambil bertanya lagi, "masa sih?"

Memang banyak org "kampoeng" suka menge-judge gue ato temen2 gue yg pacaran ama bule notabene sex bebas kata org2 kampoeng. Alah, sok suci! Banyak juga org indo yg keliatannya anak baik-baik, "suci" ujung-ujung MBA aka Married By Accident aka perut buncit gara2 banyak olah raga di ranjang! Napa sih suka sirik ama org, mulut bebek kweeeek mlulu!

Ada temen emak gue pergi ke spore kunjungin anaknya yg kawin ama org sana. Maklum pertama kali keluar negeri, itu pun karna anaknya kawin keluar negeri. Kalo gak, gak bakal kali....org miskin sih! (Mak napain sih temanan ama org miskin!). Dia bilang ke nyokap gue, "Eh Jeng, tahu gak kalo di taiwan org2 idupnya bebas lho, apalagi yg pacaran ama bule, kumpul2 kebo, trus yah pergi." Trus nyokap gue jawab, "Woalah jeng wong trend idup org kan beda2."

Yg gue bingung, spore juga negeri maju, bahkan lebih maju dari taiwan, kok gak ngomongin spore sih. Mulut tuh ketahuan lulusan SD TADAK TAMAT! Wong anak sendiri baru umur 24 aja udah kawin 3 kali. Waktu tamat SMA, 19 taon, emaknya bilang yah udah kawin aja, dia juga dengan begonya mao kawin ama org taiwan yg impoten (kata emaknya setelah mereka cere after a year kawin). Yang bikin gue bingung juga kok emaknya tahu suami anaknya impoten, wong yg kawinkan tuh anak, pernah cuba kali weekkkkkkk!

Udah gitu suami kedua org indo, jeleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, mukanya mirip sapa tuh yg rekan bom bali tuh ahh iya noordin m. top, tapi versi pitekantropus erektus. Gue liat dia waktu itu bingung, org jelek juga mao, gak pernah pacaran ama tuh org lagi. Lagi-lagi emak lebih berkuasa. 3 bulan kemudian, cere lagi, kata emaknya dia diguna-gunain alias dukun. Gue terkencing2 waktu denger tuh cerita. Wong kenal 2 minggu langsung kawin yah pasti cere lah, wong masing2 gak saling kenal, banyak problema!

Setelah itu, anaknya dikawinkan diam-diam ke spore. "Jeng, anak kuh kerja sekarang di spore, di mal," katanya. Wong cuman tamatan SMA sapa yg mao hire loe kerja di mall, bual juga gak pake kira-kira. Jadi istri simpanan org aja, mereka mikir2 dulu. Sebenarnya dia mao kritik gue, tapi secara gak langsung. Wong anak sendiri kawin 3 kali demi duit, yah sama aja dengan pelacur. Pelacur kan motivasinya duit hueeg.

Suka suka gue dunk mao pacaran ama sapa, bule kek, sapi kek, kambing kek, apasih urusan loe? Org miskin, shut up!

Napa kita org asia suka sirik ama orang lain. Kalo ada tetangga yg kaya, kita pasti bilang, "alah pasti korupsi." Kalo ada laki dan perempuan ketemu, kita pasti bilang, "ada main nih." Berpikir yg positif dunk. Kenapa sih gak bisa idup tanpa menghakimi org lain? Sirik loe! Nenek sihir!

Ada teman kuliah gue yg cewe, kalo menurut muka org sini lumayan tapi otak babi. Dia tanya gue temen gue yg inisial M, yg mao kuliah ke italy. "Eh dia dapet duit dari mana sih kok bisa kuliah?'
Gue : "None of my business! Tanya aja ke dia!"
Nanya kok gak pake otak! Otak udang yg kepake pulak hueeeg.

Long, loe kok makin lama makin cantik nih :D


Cincong II : Sombong, sok tapi miskin! Go to hell aja!


Kadang gue bingung ama org sini, udah miskin, bego, belagu lagi. Temen baik gue si inisial M, yg mao sekolah ke italy itu belaguuuu banget. Alah gay krempeng! Waktu di jkt ama bali dia sering hina sana hina sini. Om gue bilang itu mah ketahuan gak pernah ke luar negeri. Sok! "Kok WC umum di jkt mao bayar sih?" tanya dia. Woalah soook, wong di taiwan juga banyak WC yg bayar. Di Eropa juga, sok tahu deh loe! Bilang sana bauk sini bauk, wong bauk badan dia aja matiin ikan di ancol semua. Gak sadar pulak! Ngacalah cacing.

Yg parahan lagi, waktu gue bilang gue ada interview kerja di perusahaan manufacture nike di bagian HR. Jawabnya, "Loe kan gak bisa." P*kimak muh, wong my work experiences lebih banyak dari dia eh dia yg ngesok pulak. Alah yg didesign banteran juga dipake ama retards. Jangan heran kalo di sini banyak anak yg lahir retarded, salah mereka sendiri sih!

Second lebih parah lagi, waktu gue pergi interview yg pertama (in the middle of no where). Daerah Yuanlin. Ah by the way Johnson Tong ganteng woi :P call gue gak yah buat interview lagi. Di daerah situ jarang ada alamat yg jelas (ini masih gak parah). Air di station keretanya parah, bauk en asem lagi. :-s terpaksa gue cuci mulut gue pake volvic gue. Tanya sana tanya sini, akhirnya dapet tuh tempat. Yg bikin gue bingung perusahaan gede lho, cabang di amerika, vietnam, indo juga lho.

Dua hari setelah interview pertama, ada call lagi dari perusahaan yg sama, cuman divisi yg beda. Alah sok tuh manager. Ngomong aja gak becus. Yg selalu jadi perhatian dia, "Bahasa Mandarin muh gak bagus."
Gue : "Gue bukan org china kayak loe, of course gue ada accent, menurut gue bahasa mandarin kuh ok kok."

Kalo gue kasih loe waktu 2 taon suruh belajar bahasa spanyol (gak usah bahasa indo deh), loe mah pasti kelabakan. Ngomong RRRRRRR aja gak bisa apalagi RRR sengaunya bahasa perancis. Sok loe!



P.S. yg gak suka dengan tulisan gue, JANGAN koment. Yg merasa tersungging, gue gak singgung loe kok!

Viva Forever

07.09.2006 was the last nite i hanging out with my friends here (Really???) Of course I went for my France and supported my other babe, Zidane.

In the beginning, my darlin' called me to join the meeting at the Meeting in Dunhua. It was a nice bar, except it looks like No Name, another bar in Shida. In Meeting, they have different kind of events everynite. It was a bday event at that nite when Kai and I went there.

After having left the Meeting, we both were heading home. My besta called me when I was at the Welcome asking me to Jr. Cafe to watch our hero Zinedine Zidane :P. Of course, I am in!!! It was a great game even my hero got kicked out. But insulting a family thing is a coward way to make someone's kicked out from a game (in my opinion). Both of us went for France, but they lost. What a pity. I dun think Italy was great heh.

These days, mostly we just hang out at 99 as usual. Dunno what to do. Hongkong? Yeeah Kai, I am going with ya :P

P. S. Sorry for the date updating prenssssssssssss with love xxx

Foot acupressure

Just take it easy on Sundays. So, just went to visit Mell til 6 then hanging at North Italian Ratting. I was reading my French text books and Mark Twains' while waiting for Bean. Bean was late, hate ya for that Bean.

After dinner, we catched the MRT at Taipower Bld St. Kai and Shauna were there as well with Shally and Karen waiting for us. What a coincidence! They just had Italian at Cafe Grazie. We took the MRT to Shilin to get the acupressure. I got foot one for 30 mins. Bean got body massage for an hour. Lucky you Bean, you got a masseuse, I want a masseur :p

It was my second time to get the foot acupressure. I was really ticklish the first time, but not now I am kinda used to it. Then Bean shopped some shirts at Polo counter.

To Shauna, Shally and Karen, have fun in Malaysia. Don't forget to say hello to the monkey babeys. Shauna, remember when I say I am waiting for you...I lied. I'll be back LOL

Deutschland vs Argentina

Jarr me matey! Prostata fur Deutschland!
(tut mir wirklich leid..no Umlaut in my lapty)

Last nite was the game of Deutschland against Argentina. For sure, I go for Germany. Thank you very much to Shauna, Kai, Shally, Kirsten and all of you who give your support to Germany. Steffen, of course you go for Germany as well mwaaa...
Mell, Bean and your friends...kiss my ass for having gone for Argentina LOL. Mell, I send you back to Brazil or Venezuela kakakakakaka where you belong LOL.

The game started from My Place at Zhongshan. Sorry, the Tavern was too packed so that's why we moved to My Place. Steffen (the German Empire leader), Florien and his gf, Frank, Kirsten, Kai and Shauna, Shally, and Karen were there to scream LOL.
Shally, thank you for the great pizza. The mozarella was awesome :-D. Wish ya luck for the Dee to the Tee, you will ;-)........

After having had some Erdinger. We were heading to 99 with Shauna and Kai. Love ya guys for coming. Sist, thank you for introducing me Erdinger, it was Awesome! Tastes great. They gave me with the World Cup ball on the glass. I was attemped to steal it, but too big to put in my purse.

So, we continued watching the game at 99. More exciting, cos more ppl screamed hehe. The end, Germany won..yippie yippie yea yea arehaaaa banana...told ya guys, Deutschland arehaaa!

To Steffen the sweetheart, have a safe and nice trip back home. Gute Reise. See ya in Wurzburg soon. And to Frank, I bestow you the honor to carry the German Empire til December LOL.