Back Dormitory Boys

As Long As You Love Me ---> Backstreet Boys


Black Black Heart ---> David Usher (Chinese version by Stanley Huang & Rene Liu)


不得不愛 ---> No idea who sang the song!
This is one of my fave videos from them. They rock Asia! You should watch the little guy's expression. He has lots of funny expression hahahahaha. I love him!


Fairy Tale ---> Micheal Wong


We Will Rock You ---> kids


Get Down ---> Backstreet Boys


Peking Opera Performance. So funny and hillarious, you should watch this!


Da da da --- > German song.

The first time, when I watched them lip singing As Long As You Love Me, the song from Backstreet Boys. I thought they were gay, but then I watched more. And actually I think they are good. They have such an expression that you will laugh to pee :D

From the first "lip sing" performance of Backstreet Boys, they named themselves BACK DORMITORY BOYS, cos they always perform it at the dorm while the others know nothing of it :D

Beethovenstrasse

My "lovely" neighbor howls every week. It's been 3 weeks and I am happy to document it and share it with you, my friends.

Beev, katanya pengen tahu kayak apa.....hehehe nih gue kasih videonya :D

Waldsrode

Pic 1: Goulash soup
Pic 2: Me in the fish shop
Pic 3: Christinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pic 4: Me & Inggrid (Nicolas' good friend)
Pic 5: Fried red snapper
Pic 6: Little fish
Pic 7: Hartmut (Inggrid's husband, also a good friend of Nicolas)

Hannover 3

Hannover, a nice city to explore. What else we can do there besides eating fresh fish? A lot!
At the first arrived in Hannover, Hartmut guided us to Steinhude am Meer. Steinhude is the biggest lake in north Germany. It is so big, that they call it "see". The loveliest lake I've ever seen. When the weather is nice, people just come there to sail. We all went by motorbike. Hannover---> Steinhude---> Minden---> Dortmund---> Hannover. After the motorbike trip, we had the best marinated-grilled chicken with vegetable salad.

Are you ready for hunting? If yes, then go to Hanoeversch Schuetzenfest! What can we hunt there? Dollies hahahaha. Don't forget to try the drink like in the video. If you can do that, then you're a real Hannover :D

Hannover is known as an international city. All kinds of food you can get there. Of course I don't want to miss the Japanese sushi. Mr. Kabuki Phung! Tasty!!!!!!!!!!!


Pic 1-4 : Steinhude am Meer. Lovely sailing boats.
Pic 5-6 : Salad and grilled chicken :P
Pic 7-8 : Hannover Schuetzenfest
Pic 9 : The drink you should try :P then you are a real Hannover
Pic 10 : Me, trying the drink :D :D :D
Pic 11 : Parade
Pic 12 : Mr. Kabuki Phung, a Japanese restaurant
Pic 13 : Nicolas & Wolfgang
Pic 14 : Karin & I
Pic 15 -16 : Mr. Phung's look
Pic 17 : My Incan salad, it looked good, but didn't taste as good as it looked like :D
Pic 18 : Spinach salad (Karin's)
Pic 19 : Kimchi (Wolfgang's), tasted the best of all, I think :D
Pic 20 : Sushi on boat....yummy yumm yumm :D
Pic 21 : Sex on the beach.....my fave fave fave drink :D

07.07.07 Rheinkultur

07.07.07 are very important digits. Many people got married in Germany at that day. Especially it occured on Saturday.

My good friend, Elyz told me about some parties in Bonn.
Freeeeeee???? Wow of course we are in!!! It's called Rheinkultur. Carolin has the car. So we drive with her and Franz. Elyz and Stefan drive with Mattias & Janina. We have so much fun! The bands are good. Further info, check here

There are lots of food-stands. Tastes pretty good to me :P
We go directly to Hannover after the party :D

Pic 1: Die Fantastischen Vier
Pic 2: Elyz and I
Pic 3 : Franz, Janina, Mattias and Carolin eating :P
Pic 4: View before nite
Pic 5: Bungy jumping :O
pic 6-7 : One of the buildings in Bonn

Tak tahu mao kasih judul apa (2) : Orang Indonesia ramah????

Sambungan..........

Lah mbah di kampung ku banyak kok yg tidak hidup bersama dengan pacarnya, tapi kok beberapa lama pacaran....eh BUNTING ! Namanya di Indo (setuju kagak setuju itu opini gue) kebanyakan wanita menikah karna bunting duluan. Nah tetangga sat sit sut dong, emak & bapak terbiri-biri cariin suami.
PS: Ntar ada cerita ttg Indo lagi nih

Kalo di atas ceritanya Mbah, sekarang gue mo' gosipin pak haji sebelah rumah. Om gue tinggal di Tangerang, tapi dia punya workshop di Jakarta. Jadi tiap hari dia harus pake motor/mobil/taxi/jalan kaki (kalo bisa)/nyengkol Jakarta-Tangerang. Gue sih lebih suka main ke rumahnya yg di Tangerang solae adem trus gak ribet bak Jakarta, trus deket ama Karawaci tempat mainan favorit gue.

Nah pas gue study di Taiwan, gue jarang ke sana, pas gue balik Indo aja. Gue juga gak begitu ama pak haji sih. Tapi di Banjar Wijaya Block B29 kagak ada yg suka ama keluarga mereka. Dulu sih gue EGP (emang gue peduliin) soale gue kagak kenal walaupun sebelahan ama om gue. Nah om gue itu udah kayak best friend gue, kita cerita, becanda, makan, kadang juga saling share cerita. Kalo gue balik ke Jakarta, om gue pasti ajak jalan-jalan, makan bareng, pokoke sip deh. Saking deketnya gue ama om gue, pak haji tanya om gue.
"Itu siapa mu?"
"Oh.....itu ponakan kuh, anak engko gue, dia baru balik dari Taiwan, jadi aku ajak jalan-jalan."
"Masak sih kalo ponakan kok baliknya bedua mlulu.....malam-malam lagi."

PUKIMAK KAU pak haji! Bangsat amat sih, kalo ngomong pake otak dong! (Buat loe org kalo mao marah, trus gak tahu mao marahnya gimana, ke sini aja SINI). Pas om gue kasih tahu, pengen gue kasih sapu tuh mulut, jorok sih kalo ngomong. Otak ngeres, dasar babi ngepet! Ternyata gue denger dari tetangga, kagak ada yg suka ama keluarga pak haji. Depan rumah om yg krudung aja benci ama dia. Oh ternyata gue gak SARA, dia yg bikin sendiri dibenci satu kompleks kok. Beberapa bulan kemudian, mereka pindah dari Banjar Wijaya karna gak ada yg mao jadi temen lagi.

Itu cuman salah satu contoh. Gue udah sering denger kalo kita yg namanya org Asia yg ramah tamah penuh dengan sopan santun dan suka gotong royong (org Barat kagak gitu, kata suharto). Wuakakakkakaka kita semua mah diboongin ama suharto. Kita yg namanya bangsa Asia egoisnya lebih tinggi dari org Barat. Org Indo suka gotong royong??? Taik Kucing coklat coklat, taik kambing bulat bulat! Kita semua diboongin jaman orde baru. Loe coba aja liat sodara kita yang miskin, apakah mereka dibantu sesama biar gak miskin? Perasaan gak ahhhh, malahan diperas malah jadi tambah miskin. Contohnya? Loe liat aja di sekeliling loe, ama Jembatan Lima-Jakarta.

Org Indonesia suka bergotong royong membantu sesama, yg bangsa lain tidak ada??? Wuakakakkaka gue ngakak kencing kalo ingat pelajaran IPS gue. Coba aja kalo loe ketabrak mobil di jalan, apa yg terjadi? Loe ditontonin! Kalo ada kebakaran, apa yg terjadi? Massa datangnya makin banyak & nonton! Coba kalo loe kena kecelakan karna nabrak seseorang, apa yg terjadi? Loe digebukin massa woi! So, loe masih percaya ama suharto? Wong harmoko dia....

Pernah temen gue bilang ke gue, "Ahh kagak sejelek itu ahhhh, malulah ama org Barat."
Wuakakakakakak emang loe pikir mereka kagak tahu, sebelum kita punya TV mereka udah punya satelit duluan. Kalo menurut gue sih itu mah kenyataan yg gak bisa dipungkiri. Rahasia publik kata guru gue :D

Best friendnya temen gue Veronica, singkat aja R yah (Ratna kali kakakkaaka). Dia menikah ama org jerman yg bobrok sampe 16 taon (Ini cerita tulen dari si R lho, gak kutambah-tambah, juga kagak gue kurang-kurangin). Suatu hari tanpa petir tanpa halilintar, suami si R suruh R balik ke indo selama 6 bulan. Peraturan imigrasi Jerman, kalo loe keluar dari Jerman selama lebih dari 6 bulan otomatis visa loe gak berfungsi lagi. Nah Permanent Residence-nya R otomatis kagak bisa dipake lagi. Si R kalang kabut, anaknya ada 2 di Jerman.

Lakinya lapor ke polisi kalo si R emang punya penyakit mental (gila istilahnya). Itu mang udah direncanain suaminya jadi dia bisa pulangin R ke Indo. Si R akhirnya putus asa, pergilah dia ke KBRI-Berlin. Nangis nangis si R ngaduin nasibnya ke KBRI. Apa yg dia dapat???
TAWA dan OCEHAN! "Wah salah kamu sendiri kenapa menikah sama org Jerman?"
"Itu sih urusan rumah tangga kamu, kita gak bisa bantu!"

Masya olloh, katanya org indonesia ramah-tamah, suka membantu, saling tolong menolong sesama manusia. Org sendiri aja gak mao ditolong, apalagi org lain! Itulah bangsa kita sodara sodari tercinta.

Akhirnya si R pergi ke asosiasi kewanitaan. Dia menceritakan nasibnya. Beberapa bulan kemudian, akhirnya terbukti dia kagak gila. Itu semua rencana suaminya supaya dia bisa balikin di ke Indo. Akhirnya mereka cerai, anak-anaknya dibawah custody R.
"Nah sapa yg tolong? Bangsa jerman tuh, bangsa kita aduh gue gak mao ngomong lagi Christina. Gue juga pernah dikerjain ama KBRI, gue udah ngeh kalo ngomongin yg ginian," kata Veronica ke gue. Itulah salah satu contoh "kemurahan" hati bangsa kita :D

PS: Buat loe loe yg rasa patriotnya tinggi, jangan baca deh kalo suka tersinggung!

Belajar bahasa Korea yuuuuukkkk

KAMUS BAHASA KOREA
SILAHKAN....PELAJARI - SEMOGA BERMANFAAT.......

Apa Kabar? = Anyong Aseo
Sampai Jumpa = Anyong

Kurang Ajar = Monyong
Tidak Lurus = Men Chong
Pria suka berdandan = Ben Chong
Tiba-tiba = She Khonyong Khonyong
Gak Punya Duit = Nao Dhong
Pengangguran = Nong Krong
Belanja = Bao Rhong
Merampok = Cho Long
Saringan Botol = Choo Rhong
Kendaraan Berkuda = An Dhong
Jual Mahal = Gheng Xi Dhong
Ngelamun = Bae Ngong
Mulut = Mon Chong
Sosis = Lap Chong
Suami dari adiknya Papa = Ku Chong
Kiss me = Soon Dhong Yang
Sweet memory = Choo Pang Dhong
Mobil mogok = Dho Rong Dhong
Lapangan luas = Park King Lot
Pantat gatal-gatal = Che Bhok Dhong
Nasi dibungkus daun pisang: Lon Thong
Cowok Cakep Kaca Mata: Bae Yong Jun
Cowok Cakep Rambut Lurus: Jang Dong Gun
Cowok Cakep Rambut Keriting: Ahn Jung Hwan
Bagian belakang = Bho Khong
Masih muda = brondhong
Pantat gatal = Ga ruk dong
Telur asin = Ndok A Chin
Sendok Gede = Cen Thong
Celana Sobek = Bho Long
Kepala Botak = Kin Clong
Lagi Menyanyi = Me Lo Lhong
Orang Hitam = Goo Shong

Bibir Ucup = Mo Nyong
Berbulu = Ge Ran Dhong
Jongkok Di Pinggir Kali = Be ol Dong

Tak tahu mao kasih judul apa

"Son, we are blessed, cos we have 5000-year history."

Begitulah kata seorang bapak kepada anaknya.
Benarkah begitu? Setelah daku kaji dengan seksama, ternyata COWSHIT aka BULLSHIT.

Kita yg namanya bangsa Asia, kerjanya kalo bukan menjelekkan tetangga yah cari yg buruk-buruknya deh. Jelekin org lain, padahal sendiri lebih jelek kagak ngaca!
Gue pernah cerita ama seseorang sebut aja Mbah Dukun. Gue tanya "Mbah, gimana menurut mu tentang polygamy."

Ternyata mbah ini sangat mendukung polygamy, bahkan dia mengatakan, "Wanita kalo hidup ama pacarnya tanpa ikatan menikah itu dosa. Lihat aja org Barat, sex bebas......Itu dosa."

Lah mbah di kampung ku banyak kok yg tidak hidup bersama dengan pacarnya, tapi kok beberapa lama pacaran....eh BUNTING ! Namanya di Indo (setuju kagak setuju itu opini gue) kebanyakan wanita menikah karna bunting duluan. Nah tetangga sat sit sut dong, emak & bapak terbiri-biri cariin suami.
PS: Ntar ada cerita ttg Indo lagi nih

Sodara gue, sebut aja Ami. Bokap dia dulu, mulutnya gedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... kalo hina org kagak tanggung-tanggung (alang-alang bahasa kampungnya). Dia cerita ke engkong gue, "Hati-hati Ko, ntar anakmu hamil tuh gara-gara pacaran ama org Madura." Lha kok Madura? Apa hubungannya?!?!?!?!

3 taon kemudian, si Ami bunting. Kalo maen ke rumah kita, dia tutup perutnya pake tangan. Ketahuan ama bapake. Marahhhhhhhhhhh sekalee! Mao dibunuh. Akhirnya engkong gue tolongin karna kasian. Makanye jangan sok duluan.

Trus sodara gue juga, sebut aja Tante Farida, dia punya 3 anak sebut aja A, B & C.
Si A = anak kesayangan karna dia anak laki-laki, anak pertama, pintar. Saking pintarnya dari SD ampe SMU juara umum trus di salah satu sekolah swasta. Gak perlu bayak SPP trus dapet beasiswa utk sekolah di salah satu universitas terkemuka di Jakarta. Pas gue di HK, tiba-tiba telfon berdering, gue kira sapa yg mati nih kok ngomongnya ampe 'urgent' gitu.
Ternyata si A menghamili anak org lain aka pacarnya. Sekarang emaknya baru sadar ternyata 'don't judge the book by its cover'

Tante Farida paling benci ama anaknya B soale dia cuman juara II dan gak dapat beasiswa. Weleh yg namanya juara umum itu kan cuman satu, kalo 2 bukan umum lagi namanya. Akhirnya si B pergi dari rumah dan cari kerja, alhamdullillah sekarang dia sudah disayang ama emaknya. Anak yg paling dibenci ternyata anak yg paling sayang ama ortunya. Back to si A, udah hamilin anak org, gak punya duit mao kawinin lagi. Lha kalo gak punya duit, jangan mao dong. Mbah, bukankah mereka kagak hidup serumah, kok bisa jinah juga???????

Anak dari si A, kemaren lahir dan live with her parents and grandparents happily ever after, together and forever.

Trus sodara gue yg lain sebut aja Tante Alan. Si Alan punya anak, sebut aja Kambing (K). Nah Kambing lari dari rumah dan pergi ama pacarnya. Akhirnya Kambing bunting! Karna si pacar terlalu miskin, makanya mereka minta duit ama ortu buat menikah. (Is it a popular trend or tradition?) I've said that kalo kagak punya duit jangan minta ama org lain (ortu kan org lain selain diri sendiri!). Saking miskinnya pacar si Kambing, BH aja kagak mampu beli. Masya olloh!!!!! Begitulah kebanyak org indo yg aku tahu. Buntingin anak org kalo kagak yah dibuntingin, trus menikah.

Lha katanya itu jinah, jinah mana yah:
a. Tidak pernah hidup serumah ama pacar, trus buntingin diam-diam & kawinin karna tetangga pada sat sit suit kemudian punya anak tanpa masa depan.

b. Kumpul kebo kata si mbah, polygamy is better.

Gue email ke salah satu best friend gue, heran dia kok suka amat sih buntingin ato dibuntingin trus kawin karna MBA (married by accident, istilah kampungnya). Dia udah umur 27 dan belum juga menikah. Tetangga pada mulai cas cis cus.....mulutnya kok kagak pernah sekolah sih kayak Cacing.

Cacing (I don't consider as a friend) yg udah di amrik notabene negeri maju, tapi otaknya masih bawaan dari kampung. Dia bilang ke gue, "Najis gue ama bule. Gak mao gue kawin ama bule"
Lha emang ada yg suka, emang ada yg naksir (ku kutip dari jeng xxx ).
Kalo emang kagak suka ama si paman Sam, ngapain bayarin attorney tiap tahun cuman buat tinggal sana. Napain apply for Green Card. Napain pegang USD, haram tuh. Kalo kagak suka org sana, balik aja ke kampung. Ngapain loe ke sana and cari duit di sana?!?!?!

Bersambung.............................

Wholly whore

Aachen City. Quiet, old, exotic and full of rain.... oh and moody.

"Do Germans have sex so loud?" I asked Nicolas.
"I don't know," he answered me.
"I mean in general, do germans have sex so loud?"
"I really don't know."
"Yeah, but you are from here and have you ever heard that?"
(It was a part of our conversation on Sunday evening.)


It was a very quiet Saturday morning, but suddenly I was awoken by a she-wolf howling. I was silent and then I realized that it were 2 people having very very loud sex!

Jeeeeeezzzz! I woke up and had my brunch. While I was having my brunch, they were having sex again. And again soooooooo loud that my whole neighborhood could hear it. And we were just staring each other (darn). It happened three times on Saturday. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Oh well.....

On Sunday, as I was preparing my fruit salad, they had sex again. And again so loud. The neighbors yelled at them.
" You! Two pigs, do it somewhere else!" Something like that. I was totally stunned. And more people yelled at them.

I hope no more next weekend...........